That's Not What They're Meant For

For some reason, during that horrible Star Trek Episode 1 movie they made us see, you thought it would be a good idea to make a ridiculously long tower of straws and poke the screen. Repeatedly. I honestly don't know how they ever took you anywhere.

Sometimes We Laugh when Old Men Fall, Sometimes We Cry...but It's Always Funny.

Camp trip day, Central Hickface, PA: While begrudgingly watching a terrible remake of the classic Cinderella story, I laugh hysterically during the scene in which a very elderly man falls off of a horse. Dahlia is disgusted & questions our friendship.

One had blue hair

I went out with you and your friends in Boston. One girl had blue hair. I don't remember if one of them was Libby, but I remember that I used to talk to her online. Actually, thanks to you, I spoke to a bunch of random people online, but I think Libby was my favorite. She once sent me an e-mail of one of those Dahlia tour buses.

Late Chats

Fuck context.